Maxwell "Splatoon" Patterson
Writer
"Turbulence of the Heart"
thesplatoon@gmail.com

Fireman. Astronaut. Ninja. Professional robot dinosaur wrangler. Max is none of these things, and more! I (I mean, he) does sometimes create comics with his buddy Ronnie Tucker, which can be seen at www.somnambulations.com. I (no, he, dammit this third person stuff is hard) would say buy a t-shirt or something, but we don't have any, so feel free to just throw cash at my house, or Ronnie's if you're in the UK. Skip could probably use some too, though he's too proud to ask. Just slip a twenty in his pocket when he's not looking. Or, you know, buy his comics.